Forbidden Nectar Written by Alphonso Cordoba Performed by Jack Black and Mucho Macho Acapulco Nacho Libre Soundtrack Tabbed by Josh - pyroman_77@yahoo.com This is without a doubt one of the funniest songs ever written. It the last song on the movie during the end credits. It is in the key of G, so a major pentatonic scale works pretty good for the solos. I may make a power tab later, but this should do for now. Note: The G chord can be played in place of N.C. Intro C G Am D G Verse 1 N.C. C D When you notice my biceps, G With the eyes of a dove, C D With the breath of a lion, G I will sing you my song. Verse 2 N.C. C D Forget about Hector, G His mustache is like a girl, C D I could rupture his intestine, G With the flexion of my thigh. Chorus 1 N.C. C D My love is like the nectar, G Bm Em From a fruit which is forbidden, C D And in my heart is hidden, G The message of my love. Verse 3 N.C. C D When you perchance to see my haunches, G Like a stallion they are tight, C D With the breath of a chicken, G Dark intruders take their flight. Chorus 2 N.C. C D My love it will protect you, G Bm Em Like a vest of bulletproof-ness, C D In the wind I am a warrior, G In your arms I am a child. Verse 4 (Spoken--listen to song for timing--same chords as other verses) I see you at night you are so delicate no one will touch you while I am watching. Chorus 1 N.C. C D My love is like the nectar, G Bm Em From a fruit which is forbidden, C D And in my heart is hidden, G The message of my love. Outro (Spoken--same chords as verse) When I see you my thighs quiver like a girl but I need you to know that I am strong like a stallion I will take you on a ride through the desert on my back. End